Well-Balanced
Kevin’s doctor’s appointment at four Elsie’s soccer practice at six Matt’s permission slip signed sometime tonight so he can go on that field trip tomorrow and sometime tonight, the bills paid.
MATTHEW, YOU PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW
More bills every day, it seems sometimes, and really no money coming in to pay them. Rent and utilities, clothes and food, and Kevin’s medicine and Matt’s inhaler and the new glasses the doctor swears Rachel needs though how he can tell when she’s only three I just don’t know –
KEVIN I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF THERE
If I could just get more hours at the diner it’d be something. Or if Paul could ever cough up on child support. Maybe I should just try to sell the car, instead of getting it fixed again.
ELSIE, KEVIN, NO
And Rachel’s cough just isn’t going away. Still paying off the bills from when she got sick last year, and we just can’t afford another hospital stay like that, but if I don’t take her in and it turns out to be serious –
BOYS NO FOOTBALL IN THE HOUSE
And of course I’ve still got to mop and vacuum and get the dishes done, and the laundry soon too if Elsie’s to have any clothes to take to camp.
MATT I SAID NO FOOTBALL, GO TO YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN
Well, hopefully I can get to the chores sometime after the kids go to bed and before it’s time to leave for work…
MATTHEW I SAID GO AND THAT MEANS RIGHT NOW
I need to calm down. Calm. Maybe do the dishes. That’s relaxing. Nothing but me and the dishes and –
ELSIE YOU QUIT IT RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR I’LL
No no calm now just me and the dishes.
Just me and this plate, and this sippy cup, and this spoon.
And this knife.
Calm.
Calm.
Because kangamom there is very obviously about two seconds from snapping.
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